Spam Headers we’d like to see
Spammers must be only marginally less stupid than the minority of wad-heads who fall for those lame e-pitches.
My favorite approach is the one where you get an e-mail from Thailand with gibberish in the header and a huge attachment.
Yeah, I’m gonna open that one–right about the time time republicans in Devo suits fly out of my ass.
Here’s some pitches I might fall for, though. Feature these in the header of an e-mail:
- Call the cops–Eddie Griffin just took your car
- Iran announces plan for musical with captured Brits
- Learn how to webcast your own funeral
- Contains no pics of Britney Spears‘ hairless crotch chihuahua
- Make millions running for office and duping stupid people
- Heather Mills stars in Grindhouse
- Idiot’s guide to presidential impeachment
- Condi and Obama–two women in the same body
- Antonella Barba’s mouth receives federal disaster funding
- How to weed out all the crap on YouTube
- StarkedSF humor link: Bush holds dems responsible for Iraq war
- Anna Nicole Smith is dead but titty pictures live on
- Snoop Dogg not arrested today yet
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